“Ummm…dear. Who are you holding?” Rachel inquires.
“Nobody saw the girl unconscious behind the necromancer?” Jeff asks.
“We were kinda busy, ya know? Dealing with the necromancer that was trying to kill us. Nice to know that during all of that, you had time to check out other women.”
“Huh? What? No! I mean, I saw her. Yes, but not like that. Besides, she looks like she is barely a teenager.”
“I’m just messing with you dear.”
“She’s breathing, but she feels very cold. It’s kinda unnerving.”
Putting two and two together, then multiplying it all by pi, I figure out what happened.
“Quick, put her on the ground and everyone back up.”
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